"Ah....I'll bet you're NIFOC," typed Anna. "NIFOC?," questioned Stan. "Yes, NIFOC...Naked in front of the computer. Probably playing with yourself too, I'll bet," typed Anna. Stan hadn't noticed it, but his hand had gravitated to his penis, and he was gently stroking it. "Yes, actually I am," typed Stan, "I was just sitting here reading those files your bitch and Rio Natsume sent me, and then suddenly I found myself naked, and my av idol mpegs clothes cut to shreds in the garbage. You're the only "That's true," typed Anna cryptically, "I really am the only one who can help you....more than your bitch and Rio Natsume realize." "Huh?," typed Stan, "What do your bitch and Rio Natsume mean?"
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